i'm covered in bugs!

doesn't this look like bugs are all over me? actually, what happened was that my dad sharpened his pencil and then dumped the shavings on me, and i tried to eat them. no, just kidding! don't call child protective services! i was just eating a piece of zweiback toast, and it got all over me. i'm talkin' ALL over. i mean, who gets food on their forehead? plus, that day i had a stuffed nose and could only breathe out of my mouth, so i was drooling everywhere, giving the toast a nice wet surface to stick to. afterward, it was straight to the bathtub for me -- right after my dad put me on the ground to let the dog lick off the crumbs. just kidding again! no CPS!