the morning paper

i appreciate when mom and dad read to me, but, let's face it, a baby can take only so much of "the runaway bunny" and "mr. brown can moo! can you?" yes, for the last time, mr. brown, I CAN MOO. that's why i enjoy reading "the wall street journal" much more than the umpteenth rendition of, say, the derivative and completely predictable "hello, lulu." now, perhaps if they had a book called, "rising crude price boosts currencies of producers! can you?" then maybe that would interest me more.