me and grandma
this is actually a rare and seldom seen sight: my grandma is not buying me anything. in fact, i'm not sure why i'm smiling, because at this very moment, grandma is not in a store looking to spend money on me. even worse, grandma looks happy, and yet, strangely, she's not at a cash register in baby gap. how is this possible? i need to lie down.
posted by mailee at 12:17 AM
2 Comments:
Where to begin....ah yes, the horizontal stripes. Clearly you have no regard for fashion's golden rules! You may be a Park Slopian, but at 7 mos old you haven't yet earned the right to such a flagrant foul. And need I even mention the fact that this is the THIRD TIME we've seen you in this getup? Enough already. We get it...you dig the spaghetti straps. I beg of you, turn back before you get too far down the road to fugdom.
omg, that is so unfair. i can't even keep from spitting up on myself. what makes you think i can choose what to wear? if my outfits make you think of the unchanging wardrobe of a cartoon character, then blame my parents. or, better yet, buy me some new ones! my closet may be full, but there's plenty of room in my dad's.
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