my dogs

these are my dogs, schnapps and chopper. they tend to avoid me because i really haven't learned the concept of petting. i pretty much grab their fur and try to pull it out, similar to what i do when i'm near mom or dad's hair. if i could grab an entire dog and put it in my mouth, i would. and what could you do about it? nothing, because i'd have to be one strong-ass baby to put an entire dog in my mouth, beeatch.


schnapps, on neighborhood watch


chopper, cuddling with his precious kong