get in my belly!

so i was trying to think of what i want to be for halloween, and i decided on this: pregnant britney spears! see, i found a tank top in the same size britney wears, and i got some low-rise shorts to match my low-rise diaper. i even shunned footwear, just in case i found myself in a disgusting public bathroom. if you'd like to go trick-or-treating with me as my skeezy backup-dancing leech of a husband, let me know!