why does daddy hate me?

oh, sure, mom is allowed to veto the photos dad decides to put on this blog, but i'm not. my so-called "family" was like, "hey, mailee, isn't it cute how your big watermelon belly matches the watermelons on your little baby bikini?" but it’s not like i could’ve posed any other way, since I WAS ASLEEP. oh, what i would give to be able to take photos of daddy when HE least expects it ...