i'm a contortionist!

you may think that my dad stuffed me under this end table because he thought it would make a funny photo, but, no, i crawled here myself. and then i decided to do some light reading. "blee blah dee saw," i said -- or was it, "bah see doh la"? i don't remember. i'm a year old -- you think anything i say is supposed to make sense? i stuffed myself under a freakin' end table, for cryin' out loud.