teeth are handy

sometimes, my mouth comes in handy when i lack an extra arm (which is pretty much all the time). there are simply too many things i need to get my tiny little mitts on, so when i need to transport something but can't afford to free up a hand, i use my chompers. i knew these teeth were good for something!

tambourine girl

my mom and dad got me a "band in the box." big mistake! i got a tambourine, maracas, finger cymbals, a triangle and other great noisemakers. get ready for "migraine in a box"!

get it out! get it out!

listen, if you're feeding me something, and it doesn't come in a jar, i don't want it. is it that hard to get? this includes the "ice cream" my mom tried to poison me with. unless it's some shade of orange and comes in a 4-ounce glass container, GET IT OUT OF MY FACE!



wait, on second thought, i'll have more of this "ice cream."

guest editor: chopper the dog

hi, this is chopper the dog, and all i have to say is: finally. it has taken nearly a year, but the tiny human has figured out what my so-called "owners" haven't deduced in seven years: i'm under this godforsaken table for a reason. last night, the human puppy began dropping her torus-shaped food on the ground, presumably for me. she seemed delighted. as was i, my little mistress, as was i.

my christmas gifts

here's what i got for christmas: a red rasta hat, a pink tutu and doggie slippers. i'm also holding orange tic-tacs, but i didn't get those for christmas. i'm not sure when i'll wear these things, but, unless my daddy's dressing me, i doubt i'll wear them all at once again. so consider this a mailee exclusive!

nice to meet ya!

on christmas i met my 4-month-old cousin, molly, for the first time, so i shook her hand, because we don't know each other that well. we didn't have that much to talk about, though, even though our parents kept forcing us into awkward situations where all we did was stare at each other.

matthew mcconaughey=not that hot

after opening presents christmas morning, i decided to unwind with people magazine in the new chair my grandma bought me. it has a mini-ottoman, so i can rest my tired dogs! but people magazine turned out to be not that satisfying. and, really, my dogs weren't that tired, because i mostly crawl. but i still love to chill in my tiny chair.

yummy candy

grglgrlgl ... candy is sooo good ... gramma's house ... brglgrbl ... candy everywhere ... so much ... makes me sleepy ... mmrbl ... never want to leave ...