mailee phone home

little girl in big clothes! mom and dad said i looked like "e.t.," but i don't know who that is. dad also tied the arms together so i looked insane. or maybe it was because i was driving him insane. i'm good at that.

mailee federline

you will pay for this, old man. you will rue the day you took this photo. some things are meant to be private, and you crossed the line from "doting dad" to "stalkarazzi." obviously, i was caught unaware in a private moment, just me and my nose-picking finger, and you just had to put it on display for the world to see. well, mark my words: you'll get yours.

hot child in the city

i'll tell you what feels good on a hot day when your parents are too cheap to turn on the air conditioning: rubbing a makeup brush on your belly. dad put this new dress on me, and i had it on for all of about 5 minutes. perhaps if it was COOLER, i wouldn't have to run around NAKED.

i'm a turtle!

i went to the prospect park zoo with my mom, dad, grandma and grandpa. although i saw a lot of different animals, i addressed each one by saying, "hi, dog!" here's where i posed as a turtle. i don't know, it kinda looks like i'm wearing a ginormous army helmet, but whatever.